Sod it. If we have to go through this again, let’s make it a game show.
What’s behind door number 1?
This is the pain that woke you up through the painkillers. It’s sharp, it’s yellow, it’s because you ate too much broccoli. …. it’s your intestines!
Let’s see what you could’ve chosen behind door number 2.
This could be from typing or pushing your chair. They’re sore, they’re stiff, they’re swollen,….. it’s your fingers! (But only on the right so type with your left)
What about door number 3?
You coughed too hard last night & now it pokes you when you breath. It’s sharp, it’s red, it’s a bit disconcerting. It’s your rib!
Now let’s take a look at the conveyor belt of “the usual aches”. Actually, you know what? This game sucks. I’m changing channels.