Now, you might not think big knickers are sexy, but I’m here to defend the right of every woman to wear mahoosive bloomers.
Today for instance, I happen to be sporting undergarments that could happily house a small family with enough elastic in there to classify them as a medical bandage.
Why? Simple. I lived through my teenage years and twenties in a variety of twitchy teeny knickers that I was trained to believe were attractive. No. They are not. There is NOTHING about a thing that indicates anything other than the poor sod wearing them is in some degree of pain. And as for wearing pants that are just too small – ladies, we are meant to have two buttocks, not four.
This is not attractive:
However, on the side of the massive knicker brigade, these are hot!
So ladies, here’s to wearing massive pants which make you feel a bit like Betty Page, but way sexier than if we try to cram our curves into have a teabag.